Why women prefer guns over men:
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.
#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.
#7. Guns don’t snore.
#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loaner.
#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns are easier to fix.
#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.
#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.
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